vvierd:

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i

ohmypheels:

everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should

just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.

now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’

how sad would that be

galacticdad:

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

pkaner:

roses are red

violets are blue

i have hockey

i don’t need you

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

sometime after the fourth or fifth question about bryce harper, madison bumgarner wrinkled his nose.

“y’all sure do like to talk about him,” he said.

do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

halfdeadands0alive:

froggyflan:

I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like

Have you ever seen Peter Pan

She tries to MURDER WENDY

MURDER

also she’s a jealous monster

why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality

and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”

heartsblogcars:

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about